PHONE SLAVE Why are you such slaves to your phones? Has it ever crossed your minds? That it’s the reason you’re single and lonely Letting it consume so much attention and time You can’t walk down the street Or climb up and down a flight of stairs Without letting that damn smartphone Get priority of your stare Do you need to kiss the grill of a Mack truck To make you finally stop being blind? It’s scary to think it might take such a catastrophe To make you prioritise your eyes and mind And since such is the case It is a damn shame That it’s your phone that’s smart But you can’t say the same Maybe you should buy it an engagement ring Maybe make it your spouse Try living happily ever after You and it alone in a big old house So how will you consummate this marriage? Once you and it have tied the knot Groom shocks his dick fucking the charging hole? Bride lets the phone vibrate in her twat? Call my words vulgar Call them crude Doesn’t change how much they are the truth And I will not change a single lyric As long as you show you’re socially sick Hoping folks see you engulfed on your status symbol Thinking it makes you cool But in reality, you’ve just shown yourself To be a robotic, socially inept, fuckin’ fool! For you hold onto your phone Before you hold your child’s hand Letting your children run wild Without a single reprimand Through the streets, through stores, Or through a church Where they’re going and what they’re doing, You’re totally unaware Makes one wonder are they really yours Hence why you don’t seem to care You dismiss the blessing of children And how they are to be adored So what’s your excuse when they act out From the years your “parenting” left them ignored? We put out this façade like we’re so evolved Yet we’re worse than prehistoric man For this servitude to technology like camping outside stores Makes closeness only LOOK bundled in our hand Meanwhile, the human connect is getting out of reach Creating many desperate social acts We look and read the news wondering how and why We became an age burdened with these sad facts It’s because so many, too many of you are Phone Slaves Clutching your phone like it’s your life and heart Refusing to see the signs Of how it’s tearing your life apart Stop living a life of social silence by texting Actually TALK to your family, friends, and lover For if we don’t maintain our social skills The growth of this Age of Anger by Loneliness Is what we make ourselves doomed to discover